LANGLEY, VA. Following revelations by Senate Intelligence Committee chairperson Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) that the CIA have been secretly monitoring computers used by the committee’s members, a spokesperson for the CIA has promised to co-operate fully and transparently with the inquiry into the reasons the CIA broke his promise to co-operate fully and transparently with the Senate Intelligence Committee.
“We’re offering an absolute hand-on-heart promise to hand over all information withheld from the Senate Intelligence Committee following our previous absolute hand-on-heart promise that nothing would be withheld, ” said the spokesperson. “Moreover, we will cooperate fully into the investigation into why we did not co-operate fully, on this occasion.”
“We are also prepared to co-operate fully and transparently into any subsequent inquiry into why the promise that we’ve just made to co-operate fully and transparently was not upheld, should for whatever reason we choose not to uphold it.”
“We can’t say fairer than that now, can we.”