Wasting Time on Internet Higher ROI Than English Literature

WASHINGTON: The Department of English at the University of Pennsylvania has launched a prestigious Ivy League university course on ‘wasting time on the Internet‘.  The course, which is already heavily oversubscribed, consists of students staring at a screen for stretches of 8 hours at a time, ignoring calls at the door and interacting solely through chat rooms and social media. According…

‘Anonymous’ Facebook Launched

Following on from the recent announcement of Tor support by Facebook (NASDAQ:FB), the Social Media giant has announced its intention to launch an entirely anonymous service. “We’ve found that our users consistently worry about their personal data being available on the web,” explained Vince Claughlin, VP of Anonymity Services. “We hope that this will be…

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Webcam-Sex Turned Down by Tampa-area Youth

[TAMPA] In a move that has left a number of his friends concerned and confused, Tampa area teenager Geoff Munro has turned down the offer of webcam-Sex from Spanish lingerie model Soraia Costa. The offer, sent by email with a link to a photograph of Ms Costa, came with an offer of mutual webcam sex.…

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Al Gore “invented” Edward Snowden while VP

In a surprise move, former Vice-President Al Gore has claimed that he invented NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. In a on-the-record interview for Russia media, Mr Gore claimed that: “During my service as Vice President of the United States, I took the initiative in creating Edward Snowden. It was an audiacious move that I think has…

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Hackers Bemoan Mass Adoption of Good Password Advice

In a mournful, slightly depressed press conference, a collective of anonymous hackers bemoaned the general loss of public innocence earlier today. “The happy hunting grounds are closed,” accounced the spokesperson to a packed media corp. “It’s just not going to be like it used to be.” The press conference was arranged following evidence that over…

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CIA Promise to reveal all following CIA Senate Spying Allegations

LANGLEY, VA.  Following revelations by Senate Intelligence Committee chairperson Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) that the CIA have ­been secretly monitoring computers used by the committee’s members, a spokesperson for the CIA has promised to co-operate fully and transparently with the inquiry into the reasons the CIA broke his promise to co-operate fully and transparently with the…